Fun for the whole family... or maybe not.
Ha! Funny moments... in life, in roleplaying, and... especially in ballet. ^^ Knock yourselves out. And don't sue for a horrid case of either (a) boredom (b) hysterical laughter or (c) both of the above? Go figure. It was a lame excuse at humor.
Ballet
Moscow Intensive Training
As the name implies... funny stuff said at my training with the
Russian Ballet...
Heidi: "Wonder how she'll get
out of that lift..."
Kelly: "In our Adagio class, it's easy... they'll drop
her."
Shawna: <to Andrei>
"Did you have a good lunch?"
Andrei: "Sure..."
Christina: <to Andrei> "But Heidi calls them grande jetaes.." (So my French needs a bit of work?)
Andrei: "These jumps are
easy. Just pretend you're flying..."
Christina: "But that's not how we fly! This is!"
<she flaps her arms around madly> Shayna: "It looks
more like swimming to me..."
Me: "Fun... this is like a game of charades."
Me: "We're gross, guys..."
Lady at Bank: <to me>
"Oh, it's nice to meet you, J'aimie." <she goes to
shake my hand>
Me: "You *REALLY* don't want to touch me..."
Shawna: <about this really cute
guy who was in the Advanced ballet, who we were all
watching>"It's like... he has his own audience out
here."
Me: "More like a fan club."
Shayna: "Um, excuse me, her chicken is on fire." <about my blackened chicken salad for lunch>
Kimmy: "Oh, J'aimie... come over and sit here with that salad of yours."
Christina: "Do you have any
grapes?"
Me: "No, you finished those yesterday."
Me: "She has water... attack!"
All of the Dance Visions girls: "NO SKIRTS?! You're kidding..."
Shawna: "I say we change
lunch time to nap time..."
Me: "Yea... like preschool! WHOO! Can we play with play-doh,
too?"
Shawna: <to Andrei>
"HI!"
Andrei: "Ummm... hi."
Me: <about Lindsey>
"What's with her?"
Amber: <pointing to Lindsey> "She's trying to sleep
with her eyes open again."
All of us: "My feet... my feet..."
Andrei: "Once more before you
leave..."
Me: <groans>
Andrei: "Sorry, sorry..."
Andrei: "Let's start."
Me: "That would mean I would have to get up, wouldn't
it?"
Me: "Look at this! I've worn
a hole through my jazz shoes, and a piece of the heel came right
off!"
Mrs. Sullivan: "Good, you've been working hard!"
Me: "As if it doesn't show... we're all dead on our
feet..."
Mrs. Sullivan: <About the stupid article that was wrong in about everything> "It looks as if you just bought out Dance Works, Heidi..."
Me: "Shawwwwwwnaaaa... I
can't get the spoon together."
Shawna: <sighs, and snaps the plastic spoon together
easily> "Stupid."
Me: "You bet!"
Amber: <About me... and the stupid spoon that I couldn't snap together for my yogurt> "Oh my gosh! She put the spoon together today all by herself!"
Jess: "We're waiting for our feet to go numb..."
Lauren: "Christina stole the cream cheese for me from
that cafe next door..."
Jess: "And then we asked them to toast the bagels that we
brought from my house... mind you, we didn't buy a thing."
Heidi: "Mmmmhmmm... that was embarrasing."
Laurie: "I've got to leave early... for work."
Everyone else: "Lucky."
Shawna: "Look! He has aligators on his shoes!"
Andre: < confused look >
Dance in General...
Life does go on after the Russian Ballet, really it does...
Me: "Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!"
Mom: "What happenend?"
Me: "Pointe."
Me: "Dom missed my waist, and I just FLEW across the stage... Woosh... woosh woosh..."
Linds: "We're Rats... not mice, thank you very much."
Kelly: "You've gotta put some emotion into your arms when you stomp! Like this!" < she demonstrates >
Michelle and Me at the same time: "HOMEY-G FUNK!"
Shawna: "Yeah, during the second show, when you and Dom did that throwy-thingy perfect... heh, we applauded!"
Me: < constantly > "Oh... I'm going the wrong way."
Heidi or Kelly: < constantly > "J'aimie! You're going the wrong way!"
Me: "There's no finale to this demmed show, is there?" Most of the Nutcracker Cast: "Good Lord, that just hurts LOOKING at her!" < About Michelle, who played the Arabian Coffee in the Nutcracker, and was carried onstage in a split, with one guy holding each leg. It just LOOKED painful... >
Katie: "Oh... well, I'm just standing in the way, aren't I?" The Joys of MVMS Drama! Brent: "Who's up for a game of Truth or Dare backstage?" Tim: "Hey! You! Personal slave-girl! Tie my shirt!" Jerry: "Yea, touring is great. We get to eat out everyday... and you know what that means... Hooray for Burger King." Most of the Cast: < constantly during Truth or Dare Backstage > "And NO stage-kissing...!" Brent: "You know you want me... my favorite tart..." < use your imagination, please. Yes, he was referring to me. > Brent: "Who do you like? Is it me? Oh, I know it's me..." Brent: "Give me back my sword! Oh... that just doensn't sound right..." Me: "One Day More!" < about touring > Jerry: "Heh... we're going to miss so much homework..." Me: "No way in hell I'm sitting next to Brent again at lunch. I don't think I've ever come closer to choking..." Roleplaying...
Just... Roleplaying... Me: <clings more to her little
stuffed monkey which Sara tried to corrupt, and reads thru the
code of conduct all the while, humming that Ranma song> Ses: <pokes a stick into Hentai
Corner> I think Chau's working his way outta the corner.... Me:<possibly as Ami... dun
remember> Run, Sir Percy... and while you're at it...send
Andrew. Ses: I'm not that bad anymore! I
have three or four husbands to fixate on! <smiles sweetly> Clint: <on the " 101
Things to do with a Sacred and Holy Red Vest" :> Well..a
number of things...I could burn it...wear it...put it on someone
and chase them... Shane: <chases onechan around with a cheerleader outfit> Me: <on the subject of Chauvelin> Ahhhhhhhhh! Watchit,
he sings seducing songs!!!!!! (Ses)Chau: <smirks> No, daam... Get it right, my dears. (Jai) Sunfire: <sighs> Welcome to hell. Enjoy your stay. Olivia: It's DAAM! Julie: ::is babeness:: Olivia: Oh, and someone hit Monique for me. (Ses) Percy: Pimpernel. It's a common wayside flower... Shane: Cheerleader. You cheerleader, you! Clint: Scarlet... WHAT? (Jai) Ami: <to Courfeyrac> You know, you're evil. Jai: That's it! I'm going to disown him... again! [Yes, you
Shane...] Olivia: *wacks everyone with bags of rice* Happy wedding! Jai: She must be plotting to kill the bride, or something...
<RUNS> Olivia: *dumps a bag of rice on them* Hurray! Olivia: Hey, Evete, up for dying again? Jai: 101 ways to keep your head in Paris : #1 never follow
'golden rules' . #2 sleep with government officials... Olivia: Have you noticed we don't have lives? Evete: That demmed elusive me! Shane: [as his loveable self] I'm freaking myself out... Shane: [simply runs around as the swashbuckling, decidedly
Frenchy Merik Roseblade, complete with fencing foil and bright
plumed hat] Clint: ::pokes him with a spork:: Jai:Niaho wonton. Jai: <breaks into sobs> My corrupted monkey! gone
worse!!! Olivia: *thunk* I'm a tired chicken. Meetings
with Famous People : In Real Life, and Otherwise... Jai: ... You wouldn't be....? Michael: I am MM from LM if that's what you imply....you're
dying you say? (later) Michael: have a good evening.... say bye to Ses for me Jai: <at the stage door, freezing her butt off in the snow
and wind and junk> Excuse me sir, were you in the cast? Erin: He touched my shoulder... Jai: <wandering past a cafe in Boston across from the
Wang> Hey, I know you. Thanks for earlier, by the way. Phong Troung: You've been out here for awhile now... who were
you waiting for? Hee, I got the address *AND* got to talk to Phong and Brien.
Two wicked sweet guys. ^^ Yay for the cast of Miss Saigon. Plus,
I got in on part of the rehearsal, so life was good. (I got to
listen to it... WHOO!) Jai: <about Robert Patteri, who was inside on his cell>
Hey, Nancy... did he walk right by us? Jai: The demmed elusive Pimpernel decided to pay his loyal
fans a visit! Jai: Could you sign this for me? <handing over the
program> Jai: You're William Paul Michals. Jai: Could you please sign this for me? Mom: Yup, she's in her glory... Jai: Oh, um guys... can I get a picture with the two of you? Me: "Eh... excuse me, Dr.Jekyll, Mr.Hyde... can you take a picture with me?" Friends...
You Know I Have Them... Abby: "You know, I don't
understand this 'male bonding' thing... it's like... beer, cars,
wrestling, and... more beer." Abby: "If ever you run into a
man named Akio, run like there's no freeking tomorrow..." Manda: "Lessee... I need
another place to sign your yearbook..." Manda: "Just called to say... have a nice
time with that Russian Ballet thing..." Manda and Jen: "Jai's got a
BOOOYYYYYYFFFFRRRIIIIEEEENNNNNDDD!" <through the halls of
the girls dorm in Sargent Camp> Jai: "Hey, Jen... jellybeans..." Manda: "Moo." Shawna: "We're... Tap Dancing Panhandlers with Monkeys Making Music... and we're conartists. Give us all your money, now!" Shawna, Jerry and Jai: "Merry Hannukah, Happy Christmas, and a Daam good Kwanzaa!" Kelsey: "It's DOUG!... shall I pause it?" < while watching the League's first Compilation Tape > Me: "Hey, I've got HIS phone number, feeling brave?" Jerry: "She's listening to those voices in her head again..." Jerry: "Do I get to be a serenading Frenchman for auditions?" Jerry: "Heh... frou-frou..." Kimmy: "You're holy, huh? So can you make water into wine?" Kimmy: "I've got friends -- they're the voices in my head... and they SING to me!" Kimmy: "It... vibrates..." School
and All It's... er... All it's Something or Other... Mr. Mac: "If you're walking
down the hall and calling Bobby Jerkface, make sure you
CAPITALIZE the 'Jerkface'..." Mrs. Grasset: "So you're a
Les Mis fan, too, hm?" Me: "Hey, I haven't walked into a door yet, I'm getting good at this..." Mr. Mac: < to the guys, don't remember what we were talking about... > "And *THEN* maybe she'll go parking with you!" Mr. Kilmister: < the bestest art teacher in the world... Or at least Goffstown... eh, close enough> "And if you get in trouble for being late to class... um, run back and ask me for a pass, or blame me, or do *something!*" Mr. Kilmister: < about this thing we call 'd ating'... > "It's all, one day, someone asks you to 'go out' with them -- I don't understand that, cause... where *do* you go? -- and then two minutes later, you're all, 'Oh my gosh, I don't like you any more, so I'm dumping you!'... and then you're all depressed, and can't focus, and fail, and that's just a big huge mess I'd rather not get tangled in..." < just for effect, he pushed the trash can as if he was talking to it when he said 'oh, I don't like you any more...' > Mr. Mac: "The wall speaks..." < when the intercom starts inturrupting classes again >
Mr. Kilmister: "Uh-oh...today is spirit rally day... break out the asprin..." Mrs. Parker: "BLAINEY! SIT DOWN!" < daily >
Me: < singing > "Hold your head even higher ... and I can't open my damned locker... and soon the moon will smolder and the winds will drive..."
Jeanne: "No, I don't think so... not for you guys, at least."
Me: < looks up > "Someone up there must really love me."
During our rendition of the Princess and the Princess...
Me: "Well, hi there, nice to see you too!"
Me: "Oh, I'm thrilled to pieces, really I am..."
Me: "Ask Tim."
Jerry: "HA! I get it!"
Me: "Baaaaaaad soldier no. 5..."
Oy, we're ... funny. Knock yerselves out
minna...
Me: Oh the horror!!! The angst... wait, that sounds like the
Liv/Ses/Jai roleplay...
(Ses) Joie: <runs away from Chau with her ears covered>
(Jai) Ami : Have we mentioned that we love you, and don't
especially care to die.
(Ses)Chau: <smirks> Even better....
(Jai) Akio: <searches uselessly for... Touga... or
Saionji.> Er... we've got Black Roses... how's that?
(Ses) Percy: <shakes his head> Won't do.
(Ses) Cour: <bows dramatically>
Ses: again? you took him back???
Jai: Er... yes. >.<
Ses: WHY?!
Ses: NOT ALLOWED! only when the bride's Margot...
Jai: <likes Liv's attempts at... murdering the..
congratulating the bride>
Mon and Evete: That'll do it...
Jai: Er... revised edition : 2 ways to keep your head in Paris...
[Chibi Merikku]: huh? Ni ho want one? OH! Me no want one!
Michael Maguire: I am...who are you?
Jai: : ... That's... what I'm trying to imply. But I'm shaking
too much to actually type. My friend Ses is on the other line...
Michael: stop shaking.... it shouldn't be that big a deal....how
old are you?
Jai: Thank you very much for talking to me.
Michael: my pleasure....
Jai: Shall we ever talk again, do you think?
Michael: ok.... but please don't be upset if I don't have
time.... all the best....MM
Tim Howar: I sang 'Empty Chairs at Empty Tables, does that count?
Jai: Oooooh yea.
Amanda: He called me love...
Jai: He hugged me...
Sandy: He liked my coat! (Tim, accourse)
Brien Keith Fisher: Oh no problem. Sorry about Lea, though...
Jai: No Problem. I'm just glad you and Phong talked to me.
Jai: Actually, I'm waiting for Lea Salonga... I was told this
would be her last run on Broadway before she went to Singapore,
and before the show closed. I've got something I'd like to give
her. <motions to her poster>
Phong: Lea... hasn't performed for some nine years. She's in
school, now...
Jai: <heartbroken, *SOBBING*> TicketMaster said she'd be
here. And the Wang...Phong: <hugs me> I'm so sorry... I
feel horrible. But, hey, I've got her address if you'd like to
send that to her.
Nancy: No, he's on his cell.
Jai: You're sure he didn't sneak behind the parked cars? That
demmed elusive Pimpernel! It'd be so *LIKE* him...
Robert Patteri: I'm *heeeerrreeeee*.
Robert: Sure, who's this to?
Jai: It's J'aimie... J-a-i-m-i-e.
Robert: <spelling it wrong on the program, and going back to
fix it> Wait... there's *TWO* 'i's'?!
William Paul Michals: Well DUH...
Robert fixes it, and hands it over laughing.
William: Um... yes!
Jai: See, I can even spell Chauvelin right! <motions to
Robert>
William: Oh yeah? <*WICKED* quickly> C-h-a-u-v-e-l-i-n. HA!
Jai: ... <in awe> But not... *that* fast.
William: <laughs>
William: Sure, where do you want it?
Jai: Whereever. It doesn't phase me, so long as I've got your
signature.
William: <flipping thru the program, the older one...>
Let's see... am I in this?
Jai: Dunno... I haven't really gotten a chance to flip thru it
yet...
Nancy: No, you're not.
William: <sighs and smiles> Figures.
William and Robert: <just laugh>
William and Robert: <mock glare at eachother and nod> Of
course.
Robert Evan: "Of Course!" < Cue really scary Hyde Laugh during the picture >
Me: "I want one of those for Christmas..."
Jai: "And *that* is why the Lord created man."
Jai: "You're not finished playing Victor Hugo yet,
huh?"
Jai: <just makes a noise>
Jen: "Oh my GOD no..."
Kelsey: "Um... No... that's like... illegal stalking..."
Me: "And?"
Me: "Mmmmmhmmmm... Mmmm... Thank God for my Discman, and Terrance Mann for recording 'Where's the Girl?'..."
Me: "Um... Armand's French... and he can sing... but... he's not a Serenading Frencman... That's a Chau-Chau thing.."
Me: "I'm so PROUD!"
Jai: "No, but I can make water into tea!" < proceeds to demonstrate >
Jai: < wide eyed look > "Um, exactly what *DO* these things do...?" < about the Cybikos, calm down... >
Jai: "Fan just doesn't define me..."
Mr. Mac: "Give it time... I say by second period you'll have walked into someone's door..."
Me: "Yessir..."
Me: "Amen to that..."
Mrs. Marszewski: < just blinks alot > "That's it, we're signing you up for chorus..."