Things the Cast of Les Mis Would Never Say...

Enjolras drunk? Grantaire sober? Prouvaire cussing? God help us all! Welcome to perhaps the most insanse part of this insane site... Sit back, grab your strait-jacket, and laugh your butt off as you enter the... well, as you read on.

Unmarked entries mean that they're either by Ses or Jai... it's just obnoxious having to write our names after each one we've done... 'Less it's entered by a fan, then we'll put the names up.

Enjolras

• "Hmmm... that girl... she was pretty."

• "I am *hic* not *hic* drunk at all *hic*"

• "Grantaire, pass the wine."

• "Lighten up!"

• "Forget the revolution. I say we all stay in this backroom until we're all drunk, then go find those prostitutes..."

• "On my own... pretending she's beside me..."

• "Who am I? No.. really... I've forgotten. When the blood rushed to my head while hanging off that barricade, you just forget everything!"

• "Oh.. I think I'll donate my red vest to someone who really needs it."

• "You know, red and black really aren't my colors..."

• National Guard: "Would you like your eyes bandaged?"
  Enjolras: "Oh, PLEASE! Blood is just *so* ick!"

• "Ses... marry me!" (Note: <as Jai runs like there's no tomorrow> I was gunna put that under Grantaire, hon, so... it could be worse!!!!)

• "I'm discussing my sex life with Grantaire. This is a first." ~~ Merci, Liv...

Grantaire

• "Enjolras, you need to get more serious!"

• "I think I'll swear off the wine..."

• "Uprising? Revolution? Count me in!"

• "You know, Enjolras, too much wine can really make you sick..."

• <walks home sober>

• "Lessee... agog... aghast..." <as he looks thru the dictionary>

• "Let's go to the opera..."

• "Look down, Look down..."

• "Hand me one of them tricolors!"

• "Hm, what a time to wake up... now, I'll just go sacrafice my life for that man over there..."

• "Zounds!"

Combeferre

• "Awwww.. forget school!"
• "Silkworm? Uhhhh...."
• "Nevermind being a doctor... there's no fun in that."
• "Now, I could either go risk my life to go out and rescue the wounded, or stay inside and not get killed. I'm... for... well, it certainly ain't the former!"
• "All in favor of skipping these damned meetings in this stuffy backroom, say I!"
• "Howcome everyone always thinks *I'M* the intelligent one?"
• "I'm not wearing that ugly tricolor!"
• "Must... lift... rock... to ... get ... to... Barricade... UGH!"
• "Vive l' France! Long... long live... um... finish the sentence."
• "Watashi no ne wa Combeferre!"

Jean Prouvaire

• "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
• "Poetic... well... uh..."
• "Marius.. you're in love with HER? Oh ... My... God..."
• "Take this! And that! That'll teach you to attack *THIS* barricade!" <as he beats a National Guardsman senseless>
• "Down with education!" <as he burns books>
• "Oh, I do think I need to find something else to wear! Purple and Orange is a definate 'no-no'." <a-la-Sandy (that fasion club leader from Daria)>
• <runs out into the streets> "TAKE ME NATIONAL GUARD!"
• National Guard: "Would you like your eyes bandaged?"
  Prouvaire: "It depends... what color is the bandage?"
• "Sink Me!"

Feuilly

• "Where's that other webmistress?" <As Jai drowns in her drool>
• "Poland... uh... yea?"
• "Lord only knows why I'm earning only THREE FRANCS a day for these damned paintings of mine..." <sighs>
• "It could be worse, it could be worse, it could be worse!"
• "La! But someone has to strike a pose!"
• "*ahem* There was... something about 1792... that I was supposed to remember..."
• "All in favor of overthrowing Enjolras!"
• "Who cares about these stupid cartridges?"
• <lights a match by the gunpowder and cartridges> "Er... oops?"
• "... This is what happens when I don't mind my own business... I could have stuck to my painting, but *NO*" <as he dodges a bullet at the barricades>
• "Firing a gun... yes, I *CAN* do this..."
• "<CENSORED>"
• "Jai, marry me." (<dies horribly> Y'know, for this twisted story, go here. It's too demmed long to post here.)

Currently, that's our list. To make it easier for you guys, we're gunna put it up on two pages, that way, you won't be reading the same thing forever and ever. Also, this page is always updated, so check back often!

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