Things the Cast of Les Mis Would Never Say...
Enjolras drunk? Grantaire sober? Prouvaire cussing? God help us all! Welcome to perhaps the most insanse part of this insane site... Sit back, grab your strait-jacket, and laugh your butt off as you enter the... well, as you read on.
Unmarked entries mean that they're either by Ses or Jai... it's just obnoxious having to write our names after each one we've done... 'Less it's entered by a fan, then we'll put the names up.
"Hmmm... that girl... she was pretty."
"I am *hic* not *hic* drunk at all *hic*"
"Grantaire, pass the wine."
"Forget the revolution. I say we all stay in this backroom until we're all drunk, then go find those prostitutes..."
"On my own... pretending she's beside me..."
"Who am I? No.. really... I've forgotten. When the blood rushed to my head while hanging off that barricade, you just forget everything!"
"Oh.. I think I'll donate my red vest to someone who really needs it."
"You know, red and black really aren't my colors..."
National Guard: "Would you like your
Enjolras: "Oh, PLEASE! Blood is just *so* ick!"
"Ses... marry me!" (Note: <as Jai runs like there's no tomorrow> I was gunna put that under Grantaire, hon, so... it could be worse!!!!)
"I'm discussing my sex life with Grantaire. This is a first." ~~ Merci, Liv...
"Enjolras, you need to get more serious!"
"I think I'll swear off the wine..."
"Uprising? Revolution? Count me in!"
"You know, Enjolras, too much wine can really make you sick..."
<walks home sober>
"Lessee... agog... aghast..." <as he looks thru the dictionary>
"Let's go to the opera..."
"Look down, Look down..."
"Hand me one of them tricolors!"
"Hm, what a time to wake up... now, I'll just go sacrafice my life for that man over there..."
Currently, that's our list. To make it easier for you guys, we're gunna put it up on two pages, that way, you won't be reading the same thing forever and ever. Also, this page is always updated, so check back often!
Also, if you have any ideas you want to post, email them to us and we'll put them up asap!
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